Tuesday, November 27, 2007
YOUTUBEEEEE
I work with seniors in my free time, and YouTube actually put a huge smile on "my" senior's face when she was able to see the video her daughter uploaded on the web for her to see her grandson take his first steps crawling. This was the moment when I started to believe that YouTube wasn't all bad.
The "Kitsch" video last year was posted on YouTube for fans and people who might have missed the show to view after that actual night. And we all know Adam Leao's productions were hilaroius. YouTUbe actually made me laugh-- Case 2 where I decided it wasn't all that bad.
YouTube has revolutionized the way we have watched videos. Kids now have easy access to videos that don't cost money and can entertain them, which is a good thing in an "atmosphere of wise freedom."
It is an easy way to connect with people around you and to show off talent of people who may not show it off in their daily lives. I think if people use it wisely and only for semi-important things, it actually is helpful. I just hate to see people who could be out with their friends or family wasting their time watching people they don't even know do stupid/funny things. If people can control their YOUTUBING (similar to not getting attached to facebook....like Katie Russell says: biggest waste of time EVER, but couldn't live without it) then I say GO FOR IT. HAVE FUN. GO CRAZY. YOUTUBE.
Monday, November 26, 2007
"Broadcast Yourself"
These videos do not provide stimulating material; they can only provide a short outburst of laughter for a solid thirty seconds. One video unconsciously gives its audience an intimate window into a family’s Christmas morning, with the son thoroughly excited and freaking out about the x-box he received. He goes on screaming for a good minute and then it is replayed in slow motion. While it is comic, it does nothing more than cause a chuckle. The American people are not afraid of revealing intimate family time, like Christmas morning, as evidence by the mom walking past the camera in her pajamas, as long as it serves an entertainment purpose. Youtube can do more than entertain though. It can allow for the free flow of intellectual thought and ideas.
The possibility for humans to communicate and exchange meaningful ideas through Youtube is there. “Slip of the tongue” poetry put to a well organized and visually appealing video meshes beautifully and artistically together to form the Youtube video “Ethnic Makeup.” Addressing the issues of racism, feminism, and the media, this video actually engages its audience to comprehend what they just saw, (not just because of the shock of witnessing a boy dislocate his knee, like in another video) but because it speaks deeper. It entertains and it provokes. The story line is as follows, an Asian male in his twenties approaches a female, also Asian, at a bus stop. After he fails to seduce her with his “playeristic” lines he asks her “Girl, what is your ethnic makeup?” Through the metaphor or make-up, lipstick, foundation, and eye shadow, issues of suppression, advertisement, and our consumerism are brought to light. Someone actually took the time to produce a worth while youtube video that distinguishes itself far from the rest.
If our culture was not so consumed with entertainment, comedy, and fame, Youtube might have a chance to broadcast videos with intellectual vitality. Self expression, in itself, is a wonderful quality, we Americans are taught to embrace and pursue but it is when we pervert this privilege that we demean ourselves and our culture to a pathetic level. What Youtube could be and what Youtube is are two entirely different forms of media. The ideal Youtube holds capacity to transmit engaging and meaningful messages and ideas to such a large audience; yet the Youtube of today is held back by pinheads who want their three minutes of fame.
YouTube: Entertainment at its Finest
And so the debate rages: is YouTube a productive, useful site; or a meaningless, waste of time? The video sharing website allows for users to post their videos for any user to view online, and for viewers to interact, by leaving comments, subscribing to a user’s video posts, or rating videos. The site has met undeniable success in the world of modern technology and internet interaction. The videos YouTube showcases range from TV shows, to music videos, to home videos, to videobloggers, to newcasts, to shortlived home-filmed pornography, to young children yelling, to hilarious clips of famous SNL skits, and the content is, for the most part, depressingly, horrifically terrible. But what redeems the site is the ease for which it promotes searching, displaying, and finding desired videos, and the hilarious, helpful, and interesting nature of those one-in-a-million finds of young children filled with demonic glee as they scream “NINTENDO SIXTY FOOOOOOOURRR,” at the top of their lungs.
Its popularity is undisputed. YouTube was sold to Google in November or 2006 for $1.65 billion. Within a year of its launching, in July 2006, YouTube reported that it had over 100 million videos viewed daily on its website, and at least 2.5 billion views per a month. Though the company is no longer releasing usage or profit statistics regularly, there is no doubt their audience has grown, as they have expanded internationally, and their popularity has soared.
YouTube is a perfect outlet to display, criticize, and view other artist’s work, but also a place to relax and enjoy hilarious sketches. The ease with which the site provides video sharing capabilities is not only attractive for those wishing to share, but also makes audiences more inclined to view the millions, even billions, of videos posted on the website. Furthermore, YouTube provides a perfect cross section of American Society: from the crazies to the critics: they’re all there, and they’re all free. Clips of movies and TV shows can appeal to the numerous fans of various programs, while videobloggers and home video displayers portray a different, more personal, yet still widely varied view of American lifestyle. Comedy sketches capture American humor in all its forms: dry and subtle, loud and obnoxious, and everything in between. Serious or controversial videos provide a perfect nesting ground for heated debate over certain issues. For example, a erroneous call during the 2006 Kings Academy/SHP football game that led to a loss for the Gators was posted on YouTube, and the call was debated by the league as a result. Because YouTube provided an outlet for these events to be reproduced with any viewer with an internet connection capable of seeing the call for themselves, the call could be debated by the league officials, parents, students, and administration alike.
Aside from the quantity of the videos, and the variety they encompass, YouTube can be quite annoying and cumbersome with the many useless, and, for lack of a better word, dumb videos posted. However, these uninspired presentations can be easily avoided with a quick and easy search. The positive aspects of YouTube fully eclipse the negative, and with modern interaction so rooted in internet communication and file sharing, the site could not do what it does better. It is a perfect cross-section of American, computer-owning society, and a valuable resource for anyone from a bored teenager looking for a laugh in the ‘what what in the butt’ video, to an inspired fan looking to recap a show they missed on TV.
From me to You...Tube
YouTube’s versatility and the depth of it’s video collection does not only provide endless entertainment but is a source of help and support to those who need it. Am I talking about emotional support? No, yet there may be videos that do offer such help. I am talking about technological support, academic help, and extracurricular activities to explore. YouTube’s user network consists of all types of people- those who will post videos explaining how to install a new program, explanations of esoteric subjects, pranks you might want to commit, or projects to do in your spare time. Yes watching seemingly useless videos for the sake of spending your day is lame. However that is the fault of the “player” and not the “game”. It is merely a means to an end, how you use it is up to you. YouTube is a whole new form of interaction; information-wise it is a phenomenon and should be given respect as so. It brings more users to computers via entertainment instead of plain text or still images. It provides an escape from a boring day or a night of homework and is completely free, safe, and reliable.
Sunday, November 25, 2007
Facebook: Getting In Touch With the Good ‘Ole Days
Some adults use it to keep in touch with old high school and college friends they have not seen for years, while teenagers may log in to ask one another what the homework was in their Algebra 1 class. You can post pictures or videos, blog, send “gifts” (little pictures), send private messages to select contacts, and public messages that anyone around the world can see. Additionally, Facebook has a variety of strict privacy safeguards that let you prevent some people from seeing what you may not want them to see.
Facebook allows you to customize your usage to reflect your interests. When you first sign in, you enter your homepage where the network shows you highlights of what has been posted by your friends. You may find one friend is no longer in a relationship with someone, another may have put up pictures from their vacation, and someone else may be attending an event. A group of your friends may have joined a new group (which may be public or private), while others may have added a variety of different applications including games, dating information, or musical interests. Facebook is what the user makes of it as you control what you see on your homepage. For example, if you are interested in seeing what new photo albums your friends add, you can be sure not too miss a single one. If you are not a consistent “Facebooker,” you may receive emails that notify you any time you have a new friend request or let you know when someone has tried to contact you.
Facebook can mean a variety of different things to different people. Although it began as a network for college friends to keep in touch, it has evolved into something much bigger. It is now used for keeping in touch, advertising, spreading news and information, communicating with associates, and introducing people with similar interests. I use Facebook for a variety of reasons. I began using it to connect with my siblings who had moved out of the house. Over time I started using it more to keep in touch with friends who have graduated and to talk to my cousins in Iowa and Texas. Now I use it to stay up to date on all sorts of high school gossip. It has had a huge influence on my life and is something that definitely finds itself into my daily routine.
tim
YoutTube: Showing the World What is Out There
So many people are joining facebook from day to day and it has become one of the most popular websites for people to connect with their friends. For me, facebook has become the ultimate way to procrastinate (I’m sure many would agree with me). But, I also really like the website and I seriously don’t know what I would do without it. That sounds weird but it’s the sad truth.
YouTV
Youtube is ultimately a catalyst. The website is forcing traditional media to either adapt or die out. As we can see in this theory of media natural selection, other traditional media corporations such as NBC and FOX are forced to release internet players where I can enjoy last week’s episode of Heroes despite having missed the original airing. This radical evolution of media brings up questions of advertising and the future of entertainment itself. My 25-year prediction: The death of TV and supreme rule of Internet entertainment ~ YouTV if you will.
The (Un)Fabulous World of YouTube
While some users spend hours upon hours online watching the countless videos, I would be lying if I said I was one of them. I have seen probably 20 Youtube videos since being introduced to the site last spring, and it has often come in handy for school PowerPoint presentations and making me laugh. Although I have only seen a few videos, I have seen Youtube at its best and at its worst, between “Washington” and the unfortunate “what what” video that a student brought to class. All a person has to do is visit youtube.com to view hundreds of thousands of videos with no cost to them. An account gives a user the ability to save his or her favorite videos, but with out one, they can view the same material. They would be lost for conversation and people would have to find a new form of procrastination, otherwise being sucked further into the world of Facebook, but that is a different story.
Youtube videos are constantly a source of discussion and I cannot imagine what some people would talk about if they did not have the common link of Youtube. In the short while I have been a Youtube viewer, I have seen hilarity, disappointment, cried from laughing too hard, and been utterly disgusted. It can bring out the inner child in viewers of any age and evokes all kinds of emotions. I was quite distraught when tonight I navigated to Youtube to watch the video that had been the butt of many jokes this summer, and was disappointed when the alarming red print stated that the user had removed it. Never again will I watch the “Washington” video, but the phrase “washing-ton washing-ton, 6 ft 20 made of radi-ation” will live on in my memory for a long time. It was one of the first videos I had seen, appreciated, and laughed as I watched it multiple times in a row.
I Love You, YouTube. Oh Yes, I Do!
What is YouTube? YouTube is the increasingly popular video sharing website where users can post just about anything. There are music videos, clips from movies and TV shows, and homemade movies. If you want to watch a guy jump off a roof and do a 360° back flip into a pool, YouTube is for you. If you want to watch the Russian cellists of the Rastrelli Cello Quartet play off against the Finnish cellists of Apocalyptica, check out YouTube. It censors nothing, except pornography and extreme acts of violence. But whi wants that? Hours upon hours of entertainment are now just a click away. But is this new phenomenon rotting away the brains of our future generation? Hardly! YouTube not only entertains, it educates. It was on YouTube that I found about the new and upcoming talent of my fellow countrymen. I would have been completely ignorant of singers like Passion and amazing beatboxers like Leejay and Yuri Lane. YouTube quenches my hunger to visually experience the women of music that I adore: Billie Holiday, Dorothy Dandridge, Ella Fitzgerald, and Lena Horne. And if that’s not enough, it helped me begin to consider where I stand politically. The 2008 Presidential candidates have been using YouTube as an outlet for advertising their candidacies. Viewers can make videos in favor (or in opposition) of candidates like Ron Paul, Hilary Clinton, Barack Obama, and Joe Biden. YouTube even teamed up with CNN on presidential debates. So, are you skeptical about YouTube? Take a second, then, and think about something you have always wanted to see. I’m sure it’s on YouTube.
Best Creation...Ever
Saturday, November 24, 2007
Youtube, Will You Marry Me?
Opening to the public only two years ago, Youtube.com is one of the fastest-growing websites on the World Wide Web. It allows users to upload for public purpose just about any type of video clip, ranging from music videos to T.V. commercials to made-at-home videos. Literally, any video you can image is available for view on Youtube. Now some might say that Youtube is not worthy of our time and that it only infests our brain with a bad internet version of the T.V., but I stand before you here to object to this absurdity! Youtube does in fact have an educational purpose. It puts value on the human being’s natural ability to be unique. In other words, Youtube loves talent, no matter how extreme or ridiculous it may be. On one end, you have Esmee, an 18-year-old singer who received a contract with Justin Timberlake’s record label on account of her uploading videos of herself singing and on another you have the nameless World Greatest Pizza Twirler. Both are equally as impressive. But, that’s not all Youtube has to offer. For the first time in history, Youtube is the home of the first interview ever to be conducted with a presidential candidate from a college dorm room. James Kotecki, political interviewer and college student, interviewed Congressman Ron Paul in the private setting of his bedroom to be seen at the leisure of the entire World Wide Web.
Now, back to my initial question: Do you Youtube?
If you do in fact “Youtube,” you can be proud to shout from the top of your lungs that you are one of 20 million monthly visitors that watch 100 million clips daily and upload 65,000 new videos per 24 hours. You sure do have a busy schedule and I’m sure the founders of Youtube, Chad Hurley, Steve Chen, and Jawed Karim, would be very proud of you. For those who shamefully answered “no,” I advise you to run to your closest computer and quickly type in Youtube.com. I promise you, your life will never again be the same.
It's Really Not Funny
But even more enjoyable than witnessing such a mad exclamation of excitement is laughing at people whose fear has been caught on tape. One such video features a chubby little boy contentedly playing a game on his computer when suddenly a scary face pops onto his screen. He jumps away from the computer screaming and the camera follows him to a corner where he sits quietly sobbing while his audience, I’m sure, is sitting in front of their own computer screens caustically gafawing.
It seems, however, that our favorite YouTube content involves people experiencing extreme physical pain. I’m beginning to believe, as unfathomable as it is to me, that the extent of physical damage caused in a YouTube video varies directly with the extent to which my peers enjoy the video. “Trampoline Accident” serves as evidence for my hypothesis. This popular clip shows a group of teenage boys on a trampoline, apparently getting ready to show off their basketball skills. Suddenly one of the boys bounces out of control and on his way back down, his leg gets stuck in the basketball hoop, where he dangles for an excruciating moment, then drops. His buddies just laugh, not understanding the severity of the situation until they realize that he is not getting up.
What makes me cringe and want to vomit, everyone else finds hilarious. I find it disturbing that a video of someone getting so severely injured was uploaded to the internet at all, much less a source of comic entertainment. I am fine with violence and gore in movies but when mock pain is replaced by the real thing, a line has been crossed between entertainment and perversion. This video’s use of physical pain represents a core part of the attraction of YouTube as a medium of entertainment. The most popular YouTube videos among my peers are the ones where an audience can laugh at and belittle a person’s suffering or humiliation, whether it be that of a crazy little kid, a scared gamer or an injured idiot. Are we that insecure that we need to feel better about ourselves through other people’s suffering? This seems more like the mentality of a fifth grade bully than that of high-school seniors. If YouTube is a reflection of societal values to come, I’m not looking forward to being a part of that society.
The YouTube Era:
With the onset of this YouTube generation, a new cultural phenomenon is sweeping the world wide web. New celebrities are born everyday. From the woman who can jive with the lyrics on her fingers to Kanye West’s Stronger to the notoriously stupid Ms. America pageant queen, YouTube has created thousands of newly popular individuals.
With the 2008 Presidential election drawing closer, many political candidates have been using YouTube as an outlet for political campaigns. Many presidential candidates have created videos presenting their beliefs and statements on certain issues. Because of this, YouTube has allowed for an increased accessibility of candidate’s views for voters. Just this year, CNN sponsored a YouTube presidential debate where candidates fielded questions that were sent from YouTube users around the country. Thus, these candidates were answering questions directly from the voter population, and participated in a more informal (and often funny) paneling of questions.
Without a doubt, YouTube’s lure has grabbed my attention. In fact, as random as they may be, my last five searches included the following: grey’s anatomy, soulja boy, spam, RBD, and bushisms. You are bound to find something either hilarious or quirky, whatever the appeal may be. YouTube it for yourself (yes, this cultural phenomenon has officially become a verb). YouTube has successfully opened a new realm of public artistry, setting the tone for more ‘techy’ forms of free speech for the future. This quirky site has officially hit the main stream.
Friday, November 23, 2007
YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUTTTTUUUUUBBBBBBEEEEEEEEE
by Aya nakano
263 words
Sunday, November 18, 2007
YouTube My Number 1 Procrastination Website
A Death Metal Masterpiece
At the Gates’ 1995 album “Slaughter of the Soul” is largely representative of and groundbreaking within its Death Metal genre. Originating from Gothenburg, Sweden, At the Gates defined the Swedish melodic death metal subgenre by taking intricate melodies and harmony parts and then combining them with the harsh, unforgiving sounds of death metal. Along with bands like Dark Tranquillity and In Flames, these pioneers of a new movement lit the initial spark for what would soon be the flaming inferno of the Gothenburg metal scene.
“Slaughter of the Soul” is considered to be one of the archetypical representations of melodic death metal in its purest form. The first song on the album “Blinded by Fear” begins with an industrial percussion loop and then explodes into a simple yet extremely effective guitar riff. The drums recall early death metal and the persistent blast beats chug away throughout the entire track. The second song, sharing a title with the album itself, leaves no doubt as to the genius behind At the Gates. A solitary guitar lays down the intro before the track unleashes an onslaught of distorted vocals and varying rhythms. “Suicide Nation” begins with the sound of a gun cocking before launching into a guitar masterpiece nostalgic of early Metallica and Slayer. The lyrics begin with “Utopia – lost in chaos” and the words “Control, control” echo upon an assault of dual-guitar riffs. My favorite song on the album is one of the lesser-known tracks on “Slaughter of the Soul.” “Need” emphasizes an extreme use of alternating time signatures and brutal guitar playing. Most central on this track is the dual electric guitars. Extensive use of palm muting and heavily distorted melodies evokes the image of a massive machine and this track is likewise equally unstoppable. At the Gates have forever etched their name into the death metal scene with this creation and I give this album 5/5 stars.
Youtube
the "YouTube Generation"
YouTube has even created its own form of celebrity. While the world is used to seeing movie stars and recording artists in the pages of the tabloids, YouTube’s popularity has allowed the average American (or in some cases, world citizen) to become known and recognized worldwide. Especially funny, intriguing, or obscure YouTube posts are quickly spread from computer to computer through email, Facebook, Myspace, and even the “favorites” section of YouTube itself.
Those part of what is now known as the “YouTube generation” have created an entirely new genre of entertainment. This new form of entertainment is driven purely by what people want to see and is dependant upon what people want to post. YouTube tracks the evolution of contemporary American society’s interests. It is living, moving, talking proof that modern Americans are interested in seeing farts, bad singers, juvenile animation, and obscure foreign cartoons.
Dr. Gregory House; A Brilliant Bastard
Thursday, November 15, 2007
Just Another Musical?
Imagine my disappointment when, after settling myself into the frayed green velvet seat at Lucie Stern theatre, I looked down at the program and saw the dreaded words: “Little Women: the Broadway Musical.” I had been looking forward to seeing the characters from the novel that I used to make my mom read over and over come alive on the stage in front of me in a display of high quality theatre. Instead, I realized, I would have witness the painful destruction of a literary classic.
The curtain goes up and I see an actor who cannot possibly be playing Jo, the strong-willed tomboy who my seven-year-old self wanted to grow up to be. This actor was tiny with delicate features, too much make-up and a high-pitched voice that could not possibly express the power and compassion of the Jo of my imagination. Engulfed in my thoughts I was not really paying attention to the goings-on of the stage until I heard the little actress playing Jo shamelessly imitate a deep manly voice as she enthusiastically acted out one of Jo’s outrageous stories. Now I was paying attention. The actress was running around the stage singing furiously, thrusting out her hands in mock battle and leaping free of an imaginary sword as she sang. Sitting there I realized this was Jo, and the enthusiasm and wildness the song allowed her captured the essence of Jo more than a monologue ever could of.
I was swept up in the story of Jo and her sisters, every single one of whom possessed not only amazing technical acting skills, but had amazing voices as well. I couldn’t help but fall in love with the men of the show who fall for two of the March sisters, who, my companion pointed out, all seemed to be duplicates of Sacred Heart teachers. There was the adorable and awkward Mr. Brooke and the jolly and passionate Laurie. As they sang to their respective beau’s, I was reminded of something a director once told me: in musical theatre, you sing when words are not adequate to express yourself. Experience has taught me that to the contrary, the glitter and pomp of “musicals” usually detract from communication of emotions but in Little Women, song is a medium for taking characters to new levels. A cast full of engaging actors and a director conscious of steering clear from the usually distractions of musical theatre made Little Women: the Broadway Musical a pleasure to watch. Instead of destroying this literary classic, music enhanced a story I have loved since I was seven years old.
Brit Spears is Offically Done
Arousing? Sensual? Brit Spears has come at us again with another attempt at erotic, provocative music in her song, “Gimmie More.” Unfortunately for Britney, none of us want anymore.
A Pop beat with driving bass hosts Britney’s “singing” in “Gimme More.” This song strangely resembles Paris Hilton’s “the Stars are Blind” and Hilary Duff’s “Why Not?” for they all have one thing in common: an appeal to their audiences through a provocative style of singing. The problem with this is that both Hilton and Duff are sexy, and, therefore, their dirty singing hits home and sells records. Britney’s new image: an overweight, bald, white trash housewife who feeds her children soda out of a bottle, fails to fulfill the necessary image to sell this song. Britney needs to be told she is no longer sexy and, can therefore no longer create terrible music like this and expect it to meet success.
In my opinion, Brit’s marriage to K-Fed was a skydive out of a plane at 5,000 feet in the air, and the creation of “Gimmie More” was Brit’s metaphoric disposal of her parachute in mid-air. Britney: it’s time to retire.
DHT
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
Stand By Me- the greatest movie...ever
This Is My Element
The Hours
The film follows the lives of three women living in three different eras whose lives are all interconnected through time by Virginia Woolf’s novel, Mrs. Dalloway. The story begins with Virginia Woolf, played by Nicole Kidman, beginning to work on the novel which ultimately becomes Mrs. Dalloway. Strikingly poised and eccentric, Kidman adds layers of complexity to her character, rightfully representing the estranged Virginia Woolf. The second element of the film depicts Laura Brown, played by Julianne Moore, a housewife living in the suburbs shortly after World War II. Laura, struggling with her life as a mother and doting wife, she looks to Mrs. Dalloway as an escape from her daily struggles. Empathetic pathos reeks from Moore’s character, and the film follows her emotional and decision-affected journey. The last story depicts the life of Clarissa Vaughan, played by Meryl Streep, in modern day New York City. Her story revolves around her planning of an extravagant party, and in essence, Clarissa Vaughan is the film’s modern representation of Virginia Woolf’s Mrs. Dalloway.
The stunningly intricate plot line keeps the viewer enraptured until the bitter end. The plot reveals a surprising complexity and emanates profundity. By the end of the film, the lives of these three women are tied through much more than just Woolf’s text. They are tied through a common humanity, a universality that infuses into the hearts of all viewers.
The Hours received nine Academy Award nominations, and won the 2003 Golden Globe for Best Dramatic Film. Obviously, this film is far from underrated and appeals to the liking of both the movie-knowledgeable and the common viewer. After the credits rolled off the screen and I was left in complete, lonely darkness, I sat and thought about the artistic message of the film. After sitting there for sometime, I got up, walked to my bookshelf and grabbed Mrs. Dalloway. As my eyes scanned the pages, I realized that the film helped me understand Virginia. I realized that the film helped me understand things that I never would have expected to understand. The Hours evokes contemplation, and is without a doubt, one of the best and must-see films of the decade.
A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila
Up until now I have always said what a waste of time reality shows are and that being addicted to them is pure nonsense. I would publicly like to retract that statement and replace it with a confession: I am addicted to the reality show A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila. True, who wouldn’t be addicted when the star of the show is none other but the reigning queen of the massive social-networking website Myspace herself, Tila Tequila. As Lev Grossman of Time Magazine stated, “Tila Tequila is something entirely new, a celebrity created not by a studio or a network but fan by fan, click by click, from the ground up on MySpace.” As if she didn’t feel loved enough having 5,000 new friend requests every day, Tila Tequila decided to try to find love in the most public way possible: in a reality T.V. show. MTV’s A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila premiered on October 9, 2007 and is the first of its kind to be a dating game with both men and women competing for the same woman. Confused? Don’t be. Tila Tequila is a bisexual. This intriguing show never leaves time for boredom and publicizes bisexuality in a way that has never been done before. Props to Tila for speaking openly about her sexuality and props to MTV for being the ones to realize that a show like this attracts literally everyone: straight, gay, and bi people, meaning only one thing: lots of money.
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Cruel Intentions: A Great American Classic
tim
WELCOME TO THE SPACE JAM.....the soundtrack
Despite my undying love for the movie “Space Jam”, it would lack so much of its flavor without its diverse soundtrack that weaves through the genres combining a vivacious, soulful, and old school sound. The all star music line-up, including Seal, R. Kelly, LL Cool J, Coolio, Busta Rhymes, Bugs Bunny, and Barry White, delivers slam-dunk after slam-dunk to bring the listener back to that magical world that is the Space Jam. As soon as you slip in that thrilling disk, with the first track, you are transported to a scene in the movie where we “Fly Like an Eagle” through a tribute to Michael Jordan with the help of the artist, Seal. CHILLS. This power ballad sets the mood for the entire album. Are you ready to jam? If so, head to track 3 for the movie’s theme song, Space Jam, performed by the Quad City DJ’s. Instantly you are teleported to the B-ball court in “cartoon land” for the big game! “Here’s your chance. Do your dance, at the Space Jam”. Be sure to blast this from your ride on the way to the big game! Nothing will give you such a thrill. Next on the list is the uplifting ballad, “I Believe I Can Fly”, by R. Kelly. Have you ever been down on yourself? Wanted to give up? Put on this little ditty and you will be filled with hope and determination to pull through. Powerful lyrics fill your ears and mind, for example, “If I can see it, then I can do it. If I just believe it. There’s nothing to it.” It will give you the strength to just keep trucking, just as it did for the Toon Squad in their fateful game against the evil MonSTARS. Next is the theme song for the movie’s villains, the MonSTARS. Written for the movie and performed by an all star rap crew, including Busta Rhymes, LL Cool J, Coolio, and Method Man, “Hit Em High” speaks of “MonSTARS making money” and “snatching up bunnies” (bugs bunny that is). This angry, gangster, and clean (mind you this is a Disney film) jam is perfect for our giant villains as they attempt to take prisoner of our beloved Michael Jordan. Last, but certainly not least in the album is a song by Bugs Bunny himself called “Buggin”. Wow. Whoever assembled this album intentionally saved the best for last. Where else will you hear a rap by Bugs Bunny? Here is a teaser of some of the genius lyrics in this wonder, “Who says the bunny can’t jam, you’re buggin’. If you all don’t know who I am, you’re buggin’.” Oh, the brilliance. THE ONLY problem one might find with the Space Jam soundtrack is if you weren’t a fan of the movie, you probably will not enjoy the soundtrack because a majority of the songs were created for the movie. This is obviously not a problem for me because in my opinion, Space Jam is the greatest movie ever created.
If you, the reader, are not halfway to the CD store by now to purchase this wonder, then I have failed in convincing you of the beauty that is the Space Jam soundtrack.
hey aya
Prison Break...No Escape In Sight
As the second season began, viewers soon noticed a flaw. People could not help noticing that the second season is a carbon copy of the first season; the only difference being new prison with new obstacles. While producers build up every episode to be the “escape” from Sonna, something always gets in the way and Michael is forced to rework his plan. Besides meeting many new intriguing characters in the second season, it is too hard to ignore the constant similarities to the first. It is almost if the producers have run out of new ideas and have reused those of the first season in a different environment. Despite all my criticism, I still have hope for what was once my favorite show on television. Even with its repetitive episodes, Prison Break’s season two ends with a twist that could prove to be some hope for the following season. With season 3 beginning in January, Prison Break and its producers are on a short leash in my book. Only because of the brilliance of the first season, will I give the show one final chance to prove me wrong and return to the ingenious originally that it once had.
Chris Brown "Exclusive"
"Ey Look! Its Charles Barkley!"- Nora Coyne
This is by Aya Nakano not Cbone
I forgot my email and password for the blog
my bad
CSI: MIAMI “Permanent Vacation”
This episode plays largely on the phrase “an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.” All three relatives, the mother, father, and brother (Shane) would rather kill the man who led Brian to his death rather than let the CSI team find the murderer and take him down. This hunger for vengeance gets them all into trouble when Shane attacks the number one suspect. Thought to be a result of a gang called the Cobras, the team assumes Mendoza to be a part of the situation because where he lives is largely part of the Cobra gang. We find out later that Mendoza was not involved at all, and was dragged into the murder through the use of his valet jacket and hole puncher. While watching the episode, I had felt no sympathy for the ill-tempered father who, at every chance he got, yelled at someone or demanded revenge. He showed nothing but disgust towards his other son and pushed him for answers about what he heard while outside the hotel, during the time Brian was murdered. Either out of desire to seek justice or to seek approval from his father, Shane attacks Mendoza, the number one suspect. We finally learn that Brian was killed as a gang initiation, as if we had not gained that information already from the first time a CSI said it was a gang related murder. I was irritated that Natalia, a CSI accompanying the mother out of the police station, had not paid closer attention to her. When the mother stated that she wised to ask her son’s killer “why he shot her son,” Natalia should have realized that she too wanted revenge. The episode ends with the mother approaching the killer and shooting him in the stomach. While the final scene played out, a series of flashes of black to picture took place and we heard the steady sound of a beating heart.
A Diamond in the Rough
Diamond is set during the 1999 Sierra Leone Civil War that erupted in part due to the battle for control of the country’s fruitful diamond trade. Profits from such sales were used to finance armed resistance and revolts, killing thousands of innocent civilians and driving more than a million people out of their villages and into refugee camps. Yet, the senseless brutality of this war does not seem to bother mercenary Danny Archer (Leonardo DiCaprio). Born in hectic South Africa, Archer uses shrewd street smarts to weave through the corruption that surrounds him and milks the chaotic situation in order to survive. Dismissing the savagery as “TIA”, aka “This is Africa”, he sees the perpetual violence as inexorable as AIDS – a kind of incurable disease. His latest swindle involves smuggling ‘blood’, or conflict, diamonds out of the lawless continent in the hopes of one day leaving the “god-forsaken country.” The story takes a poignant turn when Archer meets Solomon Vandy (Djimon Hounsou), a local fisherman whose family has been ripped away from him as a consequence of anarchy and war. The two join forces in the pursuit of an elusive diamond that could serve as each man’s ticket to freedom. Along their journey, they receive help from American journalist Maddy Bowen (Jennifer Connelly), whose mission is to expose the horrid truths of the diamond industry. In typical Hollywood style, the victimized Vandy finally rejoins his family, the journalist gets her story, and the ever-so jaded Archer learns a thing or two about humility, creating a story with emblematic weight that leaves you with a lump in your throat.
What makes Diamond a rare gem is its ability to combine raw violence with specks of social conscience, even as the story travels a predictable path. Zwick keeps the action moving with scenes that range from portraying the collateral damage of war to hinting at the brewing passion between Archer and Maddy. Both DiCaprio and Hounsou give Oscar-worthy performances for their respective roles: the quintessential scoundrel with an intriguing side and the tortured, innocent father with a quiet determination to reunite with his loves ones. DiCaprio’s sharp wit and colloquial South African accent elevate the caliber of his character as he bonds with Vandy and Maddy. Equally dynamic and excellent is Hounsou, radiating an unrestrained intensity and steadfast pride.
Along with the authentic acting, story and screen-play writer Charles Leavitt has fashioned a top-box office hit that actually tells a story with a degree of thematic depth. While the plot is far from earth-shattering, it examines a source of international shame and explores how miniscule glittering rocks can pressure children into fighting, fund a complete state of violent anarchy, and lead to the formation of massive refugee camps. With the popularity of Diamond increasing now that it is available on DVD, the diamond industry might see a decline in sales as a result of increased awareness.
Monday, November 12, 2007
In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
Without listening to the lyrics, the album sounds like something of an indie music circus. Between Mangum’s nasal voice and the screeching of unidentifiable instruments accompanying him, it is easy to write the album off as a joke, and an ear-splitting one at that. However, by the time the third track rolls around, it begins to seem possible that maybe – just maybe – Neutral Milk Hotel has something bigger in mind. Maybe they’re trying to make a point.
Without a doubt, In the Aeroplane Over the Sea is a lyrically driven album. Yes, the arrangements and instrumentalization are wildly inventive and brilliantly different and Mangum and his band certainly deserve credit for making one of the most original-sounding albums of the past 20 years, but the Mangum’s lyrics are what change lives. “In the Aeroplane Over the Sea,” the third track on the album, is arguably one of the most poignant and brilliant songs ever written. The musical arrangements are still inventive (three-part saw harmonies, anyone?), but what is most magnificent is the way that the aforementioned saw harmonies work in complete harmony with Mangum’s lyrics. The song is consistently muted, never reaching the intense climax that the listener expects, but when Mangum declares how “strange it feels to be anything at all,” it takes all the listener can do to hold in the surge of emotion that accompanies Mangum’s voice.
In the Aeroplane Over the Sea is alternately lauded and bashed by critics and music buffs. However, when given time to fully absorb and process the quirky patchwork quilt that Neutral Milk Hotel has put together, the listener will surely feel himself wrapped up in Mangum’s achingly exquisite masterpiece.
Life. Death. and Life again.
This is the underlying question of the new ABC series, Pushing Daisies. Created by Bryan Fuller, the innovative series has wowed the public episode after episode. Bryan Fuller’s other claims to fame are the series: Wonderfalls and Dead like Me.
Pushing Daisies is a dark comedy with a love story intertwined into the storyline. The show is about a man named Ned. He is an average man, who owns his own restaurant, called The Pie Hole, and creates elaborate pies to order. Ned also has a mysterious ability to make the dead live again. But all gifts and abilities come with complications. If he touches someone that he's revived a second time, they die permanently; and if a person is revived for more than sixty seconds, someone else in the vicinity dies as well. Ned and private investigator Emerson Cod, capitalize on his gift by reviving dead murder victims, asking about their murderers, and collecting the reward. The first episode revolves around the death of Charlotte “Chuck” Charles, who in fact was Ned’s childhood sweetheart. Undoubtedly, Ned and Emerson learn that a woman has just died and go to the body to revive them and collect their reward. However, once Ned gets to the woman’s body, he realizes that it is Chuck and proceeds to revive her; to ultimately keep her revived. Because he keeps Chuck revived, someone in the vicinity has to die, so in the next room, ironically the restroom, the viewer sees a large man on the toilet and a few seconds later dies. Ned and Chuck are reunited, however he cannot touch her, for if he does she will go back to being dead. As once stated before, there are always complications with mysterious abilities. The majority of the series is set at Ned's restaurant, where Ned, the revived Chuck, Ned's childhood sweetheart, and Olive Schnook all work.
I recommend this show to anyone who loves dark comedies with Tim Burton-esque feels. Pushing Daisies is witty and full of surprises after surprises. Also with the many mysteries after mysteries, viewers will continue to be satisfied with their newfound fetish: Pushing Daisies. Pushing Daisies airs on Wednesday nights at 8pm on channel ABC.
Friday, November 9, 2007
Mad's Mini Essays
Michael Ondaatje uses the atomic bomb as a symbol for the destruction of the past in the novel The English Patient. The character int eh novel lives are obstructed by destruction and loss in the past, just as an atomic bomb destroys everything. Kip believes in saving lives, not taking them away. He spends his time saving and helping people he has never seen before. As Kip uses all this time and effort to save people, like Hana, it all seems for nothing when the atomic bomb is dropped. The atomic bomb is something so powerful that it cannot be stopped, and that it is going to kill people no matter what. So there is no point in saving lives when they are just going to die anyways. Kip does not understand why England would kill their own people, and why anyone would kill another human being for no apparent reason. Also the atomic not only kills people, it kills the people who create a nation. It creates a loss of identity since those you associate with are now gone. Even though the atomic bomb killed many, those who survived ended up closer together. In the end it brings together people of the same nationality who now see family in strangers.
2. A comparison of the novel and the film adaptation by Anthony Minghella
As in each replication of a novel into a movie, the missing parts, and differences stand out. It is hard to make a book into a movie since the imagery from the novel is hard to duplicate. We each picture the characters a certain way and when it is made into a movie our imagination is thrown out the window. It is easier to add imagery and specific detail into a novel compared to the movie given that Michael Ondaatje is writing a story out of his own imagination and does not have to deal with modern locations looking like the past. The directors’ idea about the novel is the only one that matters now, since he or she is in charge of how the movie will look. While watching the English Patient the cinematography was spectacular with the aerial shots and the landscape was tantalizing. However it did not match up with the novel. There were numerous parts in Anthony Minghella’s rendition of the novel that were either later or earlier in the novel, or written completely different then showed in the movie. Yet in the end I enjoyed both the novel and the movie of The English Patient and same, and both presented interesting ideas.
3. A close analysis of a single character; perhaps an argument about who you think is the protagonist of the novel.
After finishing The English Patient by Michael Ondaatje I say that Almay is the protagonist of the novel. Because, not only do we read about his life and experiences, we also read about how he grows and changes the people around him. We also read about the different emotions and pain he goes through throughout the novel. For example what he feels when he is with Katherine, alone in the desert, with his comrades, and then when he is with Hana. Also as we read on we discover that Almay’s goal is to obtain nothingness, to leave nations, nationality and identity behind altogether. And by the end he acquires this goal when no one knows who he is or where he is from. He can hide from him self, and from what he has done. Even though no one knows who he is, he still affects their lives and changes them in some way. This is well illustrated when he is in the care of Hana, who ends up having a happier life with him in the villa, then she would as a nurse for the war. Almay grows and learns from his past, not like Hana who ends up hiding her self away in a villa when she does not want to face the warring world anymore.
4. An essay tracing one of the novel’s key motifs—life fire and burning, or gardens, or deserts/desertion.
Each character has had a major desertion in their life that effects the way they live their lives now. Each loss follows the character throughout the novel, and keeps affecting them long after it happened. Hana, Almay and Kip all experience a significant lost, or desertion in their life in the novel. Each is different, however at the same time it effects each of their relationships and ideas with each other in a similar way. All are intertwined by the loss of a loved one. Hana loses her father and regrets not being there for him. Or not trying to help him since she is a nurse and saves people everyday, but could not save her father. Furthermore Hana feels as if each person she gets close to ends up dieing, and that she has no one left to talk to. Almay loss has to do with identity. He wants to disappear from countries, England, Germany, the Sahara desert, and from the pain of losing Katherine. Not having her love him in return was and still is his worst loss, since now he is left with only the memories of her. Kip loses the only family he has when they die while disarming bombs. The family he has created with them is gone in an instant and there was nothing he could do. These three characters lose what is important to them and in return are stuck. Their void is like a desert, barren and endless. The desertion by what brings them happiness affects everything they do in the novel.
5. An essay articulating a central theme of the novel—the cost of war; the war between the personal and the public; the manifold obstacle to human intimacy; etc.
The central theme of the novel is the inability to get close to anyone; the obstacles of human intimacy. Hana, Almay, Kip and even Carvaggio have their own problems in getting close to anyone. It appears that each time they get close to a person, that person either dies or goes away. The past pain and loss of losing loved ones has hindered their ability to get close to others. They fear loss that then entails fearing intimacy since they go hand in hand. All of these characters are experience the same feelings, but since they are closed off to each other no one else knows but them selves. The loss of human intimacy can be traced back to their jobs, and how they decide to live their lives. Take Hana for example, she is a nurse who helps people heal and become well again. When that person she has treated is well they are sent off. If she becomes attached to them it will not do her any good since they are going to leave her no matter what. The people she gets close to can be considered her family, then the people she considers her family usually leave her and create loss and pain within her life. This is true for Almay, Kip and Carvaggio who also do not get close to people because it usually ends up in a painful loss. This barrier each character has against human intimacy is something they have to over come, however never will because they refuse to risk feeling the pain they already suffered in the past.
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Monday, November 5, 2007
the goods
Ondaatje’s uses books throughout the novel as a symbol to establish connections between people and the past. Ondaatje’s including of Herodotus’s Histories was extremely important in developing the character of the English Patient. Throughout his journey, it was the only thing he kept with him. We gain entry into the EP’s past through this book In it, he pasted pictures and notes that help the reader learn more about his unknown past. I didn’t bother looking up The Histories while I was reading the novel, but know that I am writing this, I learned that Herodotus wrote this as he traveled through the ancient world around 400 B.C. Ondaatje chose this specific work of ancient literature to compare Herodotus to the English Patient, both adventurous explorers. This book contains significant meaning to the English Patient because it is the only thing that survived the fire with him. Another example is of Hana’s constant reading to the EP from the collection in the library of the villa. To get closer to the English Patient, Hana reads books to him from the library to establish a connection with her mysterious patient. Ondaatje uses this symbol to bring his characters closer and allow us to enter their insights and pasts.
2. Key Motifs: Morphine
An interesting motif for me in this novel was the reoccurring symbol of morphine. Because of their injuries they suffered during the war, both Caravaggio and the EP rely on the constant consumption of morphine to ease their pain. Not only do the two use it to numb their pain, they have become dependent on it to slip away from their pasts that haunt them. Caravaggio grew dependent on the drug after enemy interrogators cut off his thumbs. Caravaggio longs to avenge those who betrayed him and his country during the war. The horrors of the war disturb him continually and he finds his escape in morphine, which numbs his perception of reality. The EP relies on the drugs to ease the pain of the burns he acquired in the plane crash. He is haunted by the thought of his love, Katherine, who he deserted in the cave to die. The guilt of Katherine’s death reigns over all of his days but the EP finds temporary refuge in the morphine that eases his mental woes. Ondaatje uses morphine to expose how the atrocities of the war have left these men and women in a deep depression and their only escape is through their addiction.
3. Favorite Line:
“Can’t wait to have me dead? You bitch!” (page 83)
Yikes. This passage gives me the willies. Poor Hana is in a position where she experiences death every day. The thought of interrupting one of the most crucial moments in a person’s life, right before the die, is horrifying.. Hana had become so accustomed to death and tragedy that it was natural for her to close the man’s eyes. We know that Hana would never intentionally violate this man in this moment as he approaches death, but she mistakenly took this man for dead. Throughout the war, she was exposed to tragic deaths, horrific injuries, and many other atrocities. All of these soldiers believed they were fighting for a cause and most went to their death with the slight comfort that they had made a difference. This soldier, on the other hand, died with rage in his heart. The guilt Hana must have felt after upsetting this man before he died must have been unbearable. This traumatic experience goes along with many other happenings of war that Hana went through. This buildup of tragedy and suffering is what most likely caused her to seek refuge away from the war in the villa.
4. Escape in the Villa San Girolamo:
This novel is centered on these four main characters, Hana, the EP, Caravaggio, and Kip, who all found a refuge from the war in this Italian villa. Hana was so distraught from all of the death that surrounded her in the war that she ran with her idea of escape in this villa alone with the English Patient. Here, she was able to immerse herself in caring for this one patient and get away from her daily encounters with death. In the villa, the English Patient is taken out of the rush of the hospital and place in this serene escape. When Caravaggio had caught word of Hana’s refuge in the villa, he quickly went to join with the hopes of escaping the atrocities he encounters and the rage that filled his heart. While he still worked to disable bombs, Kip took himself out of the front line of the war and immersed himself in new relationships that distracted him from what was going on outside of the villa. He found instant comradery with the English Patient developed a romantic relationship with Hana. The Villa San Girolamo provided an escape for these characters from the ravages of war where they could step out of reality and into a world away free of death and tragedy.
5. Excellent Drawing by Nora Coyne
My Last Mini-Essay
Lazlo Almasy had one brother named Janos. Of the two, Lazlo was the least charismatic but had the most diverse life experience. Lazlo started to become known when he caught attention of Egypt’s great desert explorer, Prince Hussein Kamal al-Din. Lazlo became an engineer with a former Austro-Hungarian auto firm, but this was not why he was famous. He is better known for being an explorer, geographer, and an adventurous pilot. He and his brother were quite the hunters, as they would hunt on their own property. Lazlo then organized African safaris, which were like hunting expeditions. Later, Lazlo worked for the British-run Egyptian Desert Survey Department. In his spare time he would guide a de Havilland Gypsy Moth over Egypt’s uncharted territories. People who knew both him and his father thought that Lazlo took after his father a great deal. While he explored the desert, Lazlo came across a large piece of granite, which was about the size of Switzerland. Within this discovery he also found a habitat of prehistoric humans which had lived there long before the African Sahara had dried up. Other discoveries by Lazlo were his findings on cave drawings. Lazlo’s life is written about in several books such as :The English Patient”, “The Key to Rebecca”, and others. Lazlo then joined the pro-German Hungarian air force when WWII broke out. After the war, Lazlo was indicted by a Hungarian court of law for having collaborated with Rommel and for purposely writing a German book on propaganda. These charges were dropped though, due to Gyula Germanus. Lazlo died on March 22, 1951 in Salzburg due to illness.
Eric Abarca's Mini Essays
“The desert could not be claimed or owned - it was a piece of cloth carried by winds, never held down by stones, and given a hundred shifting names before Canterbury existed, long before battles and treaties quilted Europe and the East?. All of us, even those with European homes and children in the distance, wished to remove the clothing of our countries. It was a place of faith. We disappeared into landscape.”
The passage said by Almásy in Chapter IV is describing the way he feels about the desert and what he thinks the desert is. For Almásy the desert is not only a place that is dead and desolate, but it has characteristics and attributes of an entirely different entity. Through the desert Almásy feels connected to the people who had lived and been in the desert before him. Almásy knows that the feelings he has about “his” desert someone else in history felt the exact same feeling toward the desert he loves and adores. One of the attributes the desert has that make it fascinating is that it cannot be claimed or owned by anyone. Through the years people have claimed it as theirs, but Almásy sees that as an idiotic dream of rulers and kings because it is so vast and full of mystery that a person could never claim something like the desert.
Number 2
The symbol of the atomic bomb in The English Patient represents the real world of war the characters in the novel are living in. The people of the novel seem like they are “hiding” from war in the small Italian villa with the English patient, Almásy. The characters of the novel want to “get away” from the world they are living in currently by listening to the patient’s stories of the past and that enables them to leave the present situation they are in. Once the atomic bomb is reinstated in the minds of the characters they reawaken to the reality of what is happening around the Italian villa in the hills. The atomic bomb reminds the characters that are hiding in the small villa is an absurdity because the villa is in an open area that is able to be hit by any attacks. The atomic bomb serves as a symbol in the novel The English Patient because it represents something else in the novel and in the case of the characters hiding away in the small Italian villa the atomic bomb is the real world they are hiding away from because they do not want to be reminded of the horrors of war.
Number 3
The protagonist of the novel The English Patient is the patient, Almásy. Almásy is the protagonist of the novel because the drama of the novel is always surrounding him. Throughout the novel the English patient’s identity is revealed little by little, until Chapter IX when his name is revealed and his real background. On page 244 in the novel the patient says the name Almásy, but everyone does not know that the patient is the man named Almásy. Learning the english patient’s real name and his ethnicity is ironic because he is not English, but he is Hungarian and a “international bastard” who has been living in the desert for the majority of his adult life. The English patient serves to show the difference imagination and reality in the novel because he helps the other characters in the villa imagine things, so they can be able to escape the reality of war and the bad things happening to them. The English patient’s career was to search for ancient cities and mapping empty land, so he links the present to the past. Almásy's repeating connection between the past and present is what makes him “the English patient” in our minds. The English patient is undoubtedly always in our minds as we read the novel because he is always a part of the novel, which makes him the protagonist of the novel.
Number 4
One of the novel’s motifs is reading. Reading is a motif in The English Patient because it recurs throughout the novel. Hana reads to the English patient, Katherine reads all about Cairo and the desert, and Almásy reads The Histories by Herodotus. The characters seem to read for more knowledge and to be able to put themselves in another period of time in history or in another place. Reading in the novel is a metaphor for reaching beyond oneself to connect with others because each person that reads is trying to put themselves in another place that involves the person being read about. The way the characters in the novel interact with books create various interactions between persons and objects, like the way the people in the small Italian villa react about the atomic bomb.