Brit Spears is Offically Done

“Gimme More”
Arousing? Sensual? Brit Spears has come at us again with another attempt at erotic, provocative music in her song, “Gimmie More.” Unfortunately for Britney, none of us want anymore.
A Pop beat with driving bass hosts Britney’s “singing” in “Gimme More.” This song strangely resembles Paris Hilton’s “the Stars are Blind” and Hilary Duff’s “Why Not?” for they all have one thing in common: an appeal to their audiences through a provocative style of singing. The problem with this is that both Hilton and Duff are sexy, and, therefore, their dirty singing hits home and sells records. Britney’s new image: an overweight, bald, white trash housewife who feeds her children soda out of a bottle, fails to fulfill the necessary image to sell this song. Britney needs to be told she is no longer sexy and, can therefore no longer create terrible music like this and expect it to meet success.
In my opinion, Brit’s marriage to K-Fed was a skydive out of a plane at 5,000 feet in the air, and the creation of “Gimmie More” was Brit’s metaphoric disposal of her parachute in mid-air. Britney: it’s time to retire.