Sunday, November 4, 2007

Rhetorical Questions for Michael Ondaatje

When you take a picture of cheese, what does it say?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages when its just stale bread to begin with?
What do they put under color on the drivers license of a bald man?
What’s another word for Thesaurus?
Who decided what order to put the alphabet in?
Why do hot dogs come in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight?
Why isn’t palindrome spelled the same way backwards?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
Why is that when you ship something by car, its called a shipment, but when you transprt something by ship, its called cargo?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?



bahah just kidding

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