America: The 90's

I only have one question: what is this country coming to? What happened to marital fidelity, “separate but equal,” one nation being under God, and the all-American Christian values on which this country was built?
Who they hell are the Democrats? Tell me that. Sounds like a bunch of low-income welfare junkies trying to get their kind in office. And they succeeded! I think Bill Clinton is the ghetto-est white man this country has ever seen! But what was Hilary thinking? My only conclusion is that she was drunk when she married that man. Why else would she have married that lying Casanova? I doubt it’s because she loves a good sex scandal or two. “I did not have sexual relations with that woman.” Oh, but you did Bill, you and “little Willie,” too. Miss Monica Lewinsky, now that’s what I patriotism! We all know what you can do for your country.
And if that isn’t bad enough, the country is on its own little killing spree. What am I talking about? Hmm, do the Rodney King riots ring a bell anyone? All of Black America felt like they had been beaten right along with Rodney. And, of course, the police officers were acquitted. They were “serving and protecting.” And then there is the famous, or rather, infamous O.J. Simpson trial. Let me say one thing: O.J. did it. I heard that if he’s acquitted, he’s going to write a book called If I Did It, because we all believe in his innocence. Speaking of black people and killing, what the hell is wrong with the whole rap generation? These hoodlums are going around spreading the good news of life in the projects, “squashing beefs,” and the intellectually numbing affects of Ebonics. What a great influence if you ask me! I mean don’t you want your child ending up like those rappers, 6 Pack and Big Mac?
I blame it all on the TV. The things they show these days continue to disgust me. As if the Simpsons wasn’t bad enough, we now can find crude behavior in South Park. Well, thank God! But wait, there’s more. Do you feel like you’re missing your weekly fix of explicitly sexual innuendos and possible nudity? Are you tired of having to go to the adult section of Blockbusters just to find a little psuedo-pornagraphic material? Well you must not be watching NYPD Blue and Friends. But if you want to go all out, or should I say, “come out,” you can just watch Ellen, or the flamboyant Will and Grace. Please tell me, what is this country coming to?