Noah and his Animals

Once upon a time there was a good-hearted, kind, and honest man named Noah. He lived in a world that was growing too fast and was full of too many disgruntled and disillusioned people. While it seemed that there was no goodness left in the world, Noah and his family held true to their values and kept the faith. God noted their dedication and before he decided to thrust his wrath upon the masses, he told Noah of his plans for him to build a huge boat. God told Noah that he wanted to destroy the existing people and everything that had to do with them, which, unfortunately for the animals, meant them too. So before God flooded the planet for 40 days and 40 nights, he had Noah find two of everything; to make sure one was a boy and one was a girl, because "someone needed to start it all up again." Fortunately for Noah and his family, they had just invented the Internet. Noah ordered 2 of every animal, saving him hours of hard work, and had them shipped to his home. While waiting for them to arrive he began building the boat. He had some help from his sons and family, and they were able to finish it just as the last penguin arrived from Antarctica. Noah did everything God had asked of him, even imported the dung beatles from Africa, and the wild beasts from the ends of the earth.