Ribs and Appletinis

Once upon a time, from a galaxy far, far, away, God chose to put a man on earth named Adam. God left Adam in a beautiful garden with thousands of animals. There were squirrels, bears, and even the occasional snow leopard roaming through his beautiful garden. Now, Adam was not just any ordinary man, he was strong and muscular, and thankfully, the garderning type.

Even though Adam was talented, he was also a lonely soul. Of course, he was the ONLY human being on the face of the earth. He had always drempt of starting a life with a woman who would love him and help him take care of his animals. So, after entering his name into the Match.com database, under the "Lonely Souls Looking for Animal Housekeeping" catergory, Adam found his perfect match. Her name was Eve. Wanting to make more than a subtle first impression, Adam wanted the first date to be perfect. The plan was set. He went to pick her up that night, and they drove together to the nearest Tony Roma’s, the quintessential romantic destination. They both ordered extravagant meals of onion strings, potato skins, and a full rack of delectable, juicy ribs. After a couple of hours, Eve had finished her dinner but Adam noticed that there was a still a present glint of hunger in her eyes. Generously, Adam gave Eve one of his ribs. Taken aback by his kindess, Eve felt a need to repay him. She called the waiter over and said, 'One apple martini please!' Of course, everyone knows how this story ends.