Monday, October 1, 2007

The Biblical Sopranos Story

Once there was a man named Joey who was Tony Soprano’s main hitman. For any of you who have seen the Soprano’s, nobody crosses Tony Soprano. Anyway, one day Tony sent Joey out to take out Marco’s wife, Paula, who had been, let’s just say, causing problems. Joey, who was pretty good at taking people out, had a change of heart and decided he didn’t want to take out Paula because he and Marco were like brothers. So he bolted from New Jersey and headed into New York to lay low at a Giovanni’s (a relative’s).
When he was on the train he got hit over the head with a night stick and swallowed up by a burlap sack. Like I said, nobody crosses Tony Soprano. He woke up in an abandoned warehouse in front of Tony himself. Joey pleaded and Tony showed him mercy because they were like brothers. Then Tony asked Joey to take out Paula and Joey did this for he loved Tony, no matter how close he was with Marco.

THE END
-Tim Norton
if you didn't figure out by now it was in the style of the story of Jonah

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